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Podcast Episodes
Solid Cat: 70 - Big Lists We kick out 2013 in style with a bunch of Big Lists on this week's Solid Cat. On this week's show: the odd week between Christmas and New Year's; D-mo doesn't like candy canes, but Val likes hers chewy; there is a lot of lamenting going on; why didn't D-mo get Assassin's Creed IV for Christmas?; Hugh Downs in still alive; a new special guest joins us in studio, and you'll be surprised and what she calls D-mo; what would have been a debate on Christmas Eve vs. Christmas morning turns into a rant by Val on how Christmas is exhausting and not like when she was a kid; virgin births; Icelandic elves; 100 Things We Learned in 2013; Top 10 Most Popular New Year's Resolutions; hobo bags; and we finish with an overindulgence in the Space Cowboy Kitchen. Warning: we're verbose. Solid Cat: 69 - Christmas Music Spectacular It's the Solid Cat Christmas Music Spectacular as Demosthenes and Valerie the Space Cowboy count down their favorite Christmas songs of all time. But we wouldn't just have that alone in the podcast; oh no. The stockings are stuffed with: cheap DVD's, El Assholo, Dole Pineapple Whip, Dildo Grabbins, Chambord-spiked smoothies, Leonard Nimoy, a raccoon with a vendetta, "You can't kill CRAZY," Top 10 most dangerous Xmas toys including actual uranium, Dominic the Donkey, Val's hatred for both Josh Grobin and "TSO," Avenger vibrators, the King of Versailles, and a Benise Bonus! Phew. And the credits go askew in a hurry. Man, we're better than any of those Hallmark Hall of Fame Christmas movies. FACT! Solid Cat: 68 - Doctor Who 50th Anniversary It's Whosgiving here at Solid Cat as we nerdgasm about Doctor Who's 50th Anniversary and stuff our faces full of Thanksgiving. "My stomach is the TARDIS of organs!" But wait... there's more! Inka Kola is pretty damn epic. We revisit Val's hatred of Hall & Oates. "You're just a bucket of piss and vinegar tonight." D-mo posits that the uptick in Doctor Who fandom is just Harry Potter nerds in withdrawal. We have more Wizard Talk with D-mo & Val, as we just can't get off the topic of Harry Potter. We have ugly sweater-inspired hockey jerseys, and a mushroom drop. There is a door knob ban in Vancouver (because they've solved all their other problems). We EXPOSE witches on broomsticks; the truth will blow your mind! If you want a gay potato, get a Yukon Gold, but try to avoid green-tinted russets; they're the Vulcans of the potato world (those words were actually said aloud on air). We have things you didn't know about Thanksgiving, weird Dickens' quotes, and we've come up with the proper way for children to address the penis (inspired by our own 5 year old). Gather the family 'round for a fun-filled episode for the holiday. "I don't know who we are, but I hope we come back next week." Explicit tag achieved! Solid Cat: 67 - Cinema Time Solid Cat is all over the place this week. But again, it is the Slumber Party of Podcasts, so expect the unexpected. On this episode, we photobomb, and lament PhotoShop's new payment model. We expand on that in Design Corner with D-mo & Val. We have more Harry Potter goodness, and review alleged sexual preferences of Hufflepuffs. "Some people drink and do drugs, we play with LEGOs." Cinema Time with D-mo & Val. "Speaking of leopards..." Thanksgivakkah. Multiple Things with D-mo. Honest Taglines. Frito Pie! Bakersfield Condors. Why is Val a Coyotes fan, on Hockey Talk with D-mo & Val. "I get a lot to eat at home." "He's awfully chubby for someone who smokes crack." And we finish with some Shadows and Light from Wilson Phillips. Solid Cat: scatterbombing comedy at its best. Solid Cat: 66 - Candy Cannon Get your kicks on Episode 66 of Solid Cat. On this week's Slumber Party of Podcasts, we've started introducing the Danger Diva to Harry Potter, and though she's only 5, she'll be probably be sorted into Slytherin. We wonder why everyone disses Hufflepuffs. Val thinks her Petronas would be a dog, but would like it to be a manatee. "Expecto Petronum... it's a sea cow!" D-mo thinks his Petronas would be a bear, but Val thinks his is more "thunderbirdy." Solid Cat All-Star, Eleni, checks in from London with a review of the Shunga art exhibit we talked about on last week's show. We have a surprisingly large amount of baseball news. We talk about the most awkward moments with our parents, and as parents. I.M. Ripe is great for fruit, but not for man. We start The Beginners Guide of the Space Cowboy Kitchen where we teach people how to boil water... seriously. Old ladies love to run their fingers through D-mo's hair. Trick-or-treating for soup. And this episode reaches its climax with the Halloween Candy Cannon. It's awesome. *ding*thoomp* Just don't use loose M&M's as buckshot. Ring bell when ready! Solid Cat: 65 - Muffnuts It's a quiet week at Solid Cat... AS IF! It's random chaos as always on the Slumber Party of Podcasts. What's on tap this week? Muffnuts? Nutmuffs? Fauxnuts? Blownuts? Whatever you call them, they're delicious. Don't be too smart in your books, they won't sell. Hoisting pitards. NERD ALERT! Ridiculous Photogenic Notre Dame guy. We found the guy responsible for Batman's voice. The Japanese definitely are outside the bento box. We visit the world's first halal sex shop. #creepypervsongs "I don't that Neil Diamond has sex." Let's play the Feud! Wizard talk. And D-mo determines that Dijon is the Buffalo, NY, of France. Solid Cat: 64 - Space Cowboy's Birthday It was the Space Cowboy's Birthday weekend, and man, did we party like a couple of college kids and sort of review it on this week's episode of Solid Cat. In no particular order: Lesbian wedding. We lost a day. Yeti Fancy Magazine. Val's a "Hellcat." Harry Potter and cookies. "My restaurant will be called 'MSG Added.'" We have some Oktoberfest fun. The Burger Dance... Into the Night. "Man can't live on ruffled potato chip and onion dip alone... but I'm willing to try." Assassin's Creed cats. Pink Lamborghinis. But honestly, the best part was Top Round Roast Beef. Seriously, check out our review on the Space Cowboy Kitchen. Solid Cat: 63 - Fashion Week It's Solid Cat Time! This week's Slumber Party of Podcasts is totally unplanned; seriously, D-mo and Val did zero planning for this show, and we can't really tell. To start, Val pulls "a Shasta." We question the legitimacy of Urban Tarzan, as a chimp is hopped up on scissor. We look older than our age. It's Fashion Week, with all that that entails. We spitz on some Eau de Toast, 'cause hey, bread is beautiful. D-mo smells like rye bread. We spend too much timing linking bread and sex. It's National Taco Day. Driving damages ovaries. We've got broccoli-theme soccer jerseys. Project Runway reviews and picks. There's syrup in Sexytime. If older women on the prowl are "cougars," older Mexican women on the prowl are "jaguars." We despise the fast food upsell. Athens is crowd-sourcing dinner. WickedCon is coming. And yes, we're still drinking your tears. #sadturtle Solid Cat: 62 - Buffy This was to be the Buffy the Vampire Slayer special of Solid Cat, but in the end, I think we talked more about Christopher Lambert and Highlander. Go fig. However, as always, the Slumber Party of Podcasts is full of random goodies. We highlight our TV viewing, we step on the parents' soapbox, and do a little Bingo and Bondage. Are there aliens in Pittsburgh? There are dead skunks in Buffalo, and it's a twisted tale that features a couple of CSI jokes. In the showcase, the Space Cowboy rambles on about Buffy in a piece just for her, that ends with One Night in Bangkok. We learn which Buffy characters we are. We do the Walk of Shame in Sexytime. We check on Jesus H. Twitter. Buffananza is a gay cowboy porno (it has to be). We're still drinking your tears. "It's that planned out stuff that throws us off." And just in case you're confused after hearing the show, here's the road map for the end of the podcast: pizza - hoedown - jugs - "elder statesman gorilla" - Greystoke: the Legend of Tarzan - Christopher Lambert - Highlander - Adrian Paul in Highlander: the Series - Pokemon. And you know what? All the connections and tangents worked. We totally dominate. Solid Cat: 61 - Drink Your Tears This week's Slumber Party of Podcasts needed a donut run before it started, but Solid Cat covers the spectrum today. We hit up some Gilbert and Sullivan. D-mo illustrates how awesome a guy he is. Val makes weird noises. We highlight random bits o' violence. We're going to drink your tears. We shine the spotlight on rugby ass-play and squirrel tackles. We have fun with Biscuits, Nuts, Flying Squirrels, TinCaps, and Manatees. "I don't have time to smoke a pig." In Sexytime with D-mo & Val, we talk toys. In From the Dojo, we talk diets. It's Goat Week! There is dating for farmers. Mollie B's Polka Party is like Soul Train... for polka. And we waste 90 minutes on The Wizard of Baghdad. Not a euphemism. Oh, and we're going to drink your tears.
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