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Podcast Episodes
Solid Cat: 60 - Second XXX Clip Show It's the big anniversary clip show on Solid Cat, the Slumber Party Podcasts. But before we take that trip down memory lane, we learn the D-mo is a hit with the chicks. We ask what does the fox say? We answer a listener-submitted question on Sexytime with D-mo & Val. We find out where there is the most divorces going down in the world. We laud This is That. Val gets on the soapbox again. And we have a quick Buffy tangent. However, the stars of this episode are the classic clips from shows past. We revisit: Burning Hulk of an Escort; Morgan Freeman; Honey Hole of Hot Feline Action; Mr. Bucket; and Pigeonary. It's a lot of tangents and laughter. And really, that's the pure definition of Solid Cat. Solid Cat: 59 - Titty Poppins Somebody left the soapbox out, and on a hot day, someone is going to use it. In this week's sassy Solid Cat Podcast... you can't pass up free hot dogs, the Danger Diva wants to punch a fish in the face, and we have Archery Talk with Val (#archerysnob). The world descends into hell when raccoons have opposable thumbs. Why is steampunk popular? We introduce Mary Poppins' much more popular cousin, Titty Poppins. Her companion is Fat Bert, not Gay Bert. "How many puns can we squeeze into this bit?" Tom Hanks in a 'stauche is still Tom Hanks. WickedCon2014. We have some soccer sheep slaughter and giant cabbages! We dissect twerking (we're also educational). Remember, you don't have to be skanky to be sexy; be smart, don't overdo it, sexy is an attitude not an appearance. We judge the Jesus pie. Val & D-mo sing duets of You Light Up My Life and Blinded By The Light. Afternoon Delight could be a tasty sandwich. Muskrat Love? And we explain the trifecta of douchebaggery. So this week's Slumber Party of Podcasts is Titty Poppins, twerking, and us being bitches. Well that's different. Solid Cat: 58 - Sexytime The Slumber Party of Podcasts is back again, and this time, the Slumber Party is both nerdy and sexy. It's a packed show, but does that mean it's a boring show? First up, Solid Cat is now a proud member of the Wicked Radio Network. In a related story, Solid Cat is a member of the Broadcast Basement Fantasy Football League. Lots of podcasting love all around. Back at the show, we order up a plate of Fettucini I-Knew-It-Was-You-'Fredo. We chastise people who don't exercise their fashion responsibility to their friends. We learn that even if you're dead, you might not be. We might get a visit from Child Protective Services. Zoe is not a Latina. Pico Rivera: come for the salsa, stay for the menudo. A single ninja > many ninja. We have Final Friday reference two weeks in a row. To kill crazies, we learn you need to cut off the heart, stake the heart, and burn the body (safety first!). In our new segment, Sexytime with D-mo & Val, we investigate dudoir photography. Jet Noir. Stop duck facing. We learn D-mo's legs are awesome. And we finish with a Double Paws Up! Told ya. Packed show. And a full moon. OH MY! Solid Cat: 57 - Lionel Ritchie Good heavens, what a show this week on Solid Cat. This may be our most random yet. We explore or love/hate relationship with the morning. Preschool is like an internship, and kindergarten is like a job. Val suffers from Zoe separation anxiety. We re-visit the Bakersfield Condors incident. Val has a bizarre Lionel Ritchie problem (and it sorta a funny thing). We theorize how reprises became remixes. We follow an uninterrupted train of Lionel Ritchie to Michael Jackson to big cats to Brooke Shields to NeverEnding Story to La Brea Tar Pits to Horror Films. Thanks to Psycho, Val never showered with the curtain closed. We have a ghost cat. Is Val a medium? A bizarre Frosted Flakes reference. It's the Summer of Mediterranea. Chicken & Waffles Potato Chips. "Hey kids, don't do drugs." "Never turn down Morphine in a controlled setting." Yay literacy! Whimsic Alley is awesome (we found Jammie Dodgers). Racquetball Adventures. Pirate Whale! "It's a family show... since when?" Solid Cat: 56 - Vegas It's the Vegas Spectacular Special of Solid Cat. The Slumber Party of Podcasts hits Sin City... with a 5 year old... and lives to tell the tale. Spoiler Alert: No hookers. In other news, D-mo might be bi-polar. The Danger Diva is surprisingly well-traveled. Things are done in the name of science... or sadism, we're not sure. D-mo and Val celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary (and they said it wouldn't last). But this show is all about Las Vegas. If you want to hear how D-mo and the Space Cowboy do Vegas, you're in luck. We really like Sam's Town. Gambling is all on how it feels. Penny slots are the devil. We visit Cirque du Soleil's Mystere (the hand-to-hand is worth it alone). Gordon Ramsey is everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Ten Things with Val: Vegas Edition hits the show. In the Space Cowboy Kitchen, we review Space Cowboy Pepper Jerky (seriously), and we finish with a lot of unnecessary rambling. Oh, but then there is a condor on the ice. #condorstown Solid Cat: 55 - Burning Hulk of an Escort It's the return of Solid Cat. The Slumber Party of Podcasts starts slow, but picks up speed... right around when Val's car catches fire. But there's more to the show than a burning hulk of a Ford Escort. We highlight the geographical flaws of Pocahantas. This week's hashtag is #ihearcrickets. We ask that you stop trying to make Lana Del Rey happen. We find out what D-mo did on his birthday. Where's My Water is super addictive. If you wear a kilt, wipe your ass. We have a couple of special shout-outs. It's super food time with the Space Cowboy Kitchen, a summer shandy revisit, more love for Naturebox, and Ten Things with Val. The Space Cowboy's dad was the king of the $500 car. We also learn she just walks away from burning cars (let it burn!). D-mo's bachelor non-party. He's an Arsenal man. Zoe doesn't want to be 16 & Pregnant. But really, this episode is made by Val's automotive adventures. Wear your seat belt. Solid Cat: 54 - James Hinchcliffe Solid Cat, The Slumber Party of Podcasts, delivers another packed episode of wholesome goodness. In the highlight of the week, D-mo get a phone call from IndyCar driver James Hinchcliffe, and he goes total fanboy. Big thanks to GoDaddy.com for making that happen. But wait, there's more. We visit the home of the Chinks, we critique As Seen On TV products, and we ask, "Who remembers the Flo-Bee?" We visit Regretsy, where Etsy fails live, and talk about the Vegan Vulva Cake (you didn't misread that). Val says, "I've got nothing to say about the Chinks, and I've got nothing to say about the vulvas." Penises are just flapping in the breeze, and no one should have their vulva hanging out like one, as that's a serious issue. We have a mid-news fireworks interlude. We fry eggs in Death Valley, and say hello to a sick python. Twelve year old kids are knocking over store for hooker money. Sharknado isn't really that dangerous, especially since the sharks would just vomit and then it's a Chumnado. A kid's superhero has the power to bullshit, and "crapshoot" is not a bad word. Lastly, Sum Ting IS horribly Wong when a newscast pulls a Ron Burgundy and has a Fail of Biblical Proportions. Ho Lee Fuk. Solid Cat: 53 - So-Called Shandy It's the Season 2 Premiere of the Solid Cat Podcast. On this holiday weekend, we tell you that you have to blow your wad on the 4th of July. There is a muppet jail. My brother-in-law is not allowed in Canada. Sharknado, and other SyFy classics. Steven Segal got real fat, real fast. Someone is unlawfully being in a dwelling. We fear fake walls, hippos, and dinosaurs. We have a double feature on the Solid Cat Movie Review. The Space Cowboy Kitchen features a Booze Review. You can't masturbate with your off-hand. We have a inside joke about crepes. We eat a truckload of hot dogs. And one of us stepped on a bee. Solid Cat: 52 - One Year Anniversary The Slumber Party of Podcasts celebrates its One Year Anniversary. We wonder if our episodes titled Benise and XXX: Clip Show are a case of bait and switch. We wonder if Paula Deen really is a flaming racist. We welcome gay weddings, but don't welcome gay bridal registries (hey, we're broke, and you're just get Solid Cat t-shirts). People in Singapore lose their minds over Hello Kitty Happy Meal toys. We praise Serena's nipples. Bikini-clad baristas are the mullets of coffee-houses. We have to medicate dogs due to pirate cannon fire. We have a world-wide weather report. We review the history of bananas, by request! Are there too many conventions in the world? And we feature the return of Pyramid on Solid Cat Game Night. Happy Anniversary to us! Solid Cat: 51 - Mo' with Zo On the Slumber Party of the Podcasts, we bring back Zoe, the Danger Diva, for a second week. And though she was gung ho for it before we recorded, she seemed less interested when the mic was on. Kids. We review a Rapunzel ballet. We wish you a happy solstice. We thank the internet for movie spoilers. You get a real slice of the life of us. We tweet with Food Network and Naturebox. "I'm an apple snob." Some people walk like chimps. The world will always need daredevils. Zoe tells "jokes." The UN urges insect eating. "Raccoon kabobs." Nude swimmers and prude swimmers. And waterbeds are evil. It's a short episode this week, but we manage to fill it with mediocrity.
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