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Podcast Episodes
Solid Cat: 50 - Podcasting while Driving It's the big FIVE - OH for Solid Cat, as we reach Episode 50. The Slumber Party of Podcasts hits the road, literally, as we podcast while driving (please don't try this at home). Plus, we have the added plus of this being the first episode with an appearance by Zoe, the Danger Diva. It's really like you're taking a road trip with the three of us... while we try to record a show. How will it sound? That's up to you. But in this week's podcast, we discover our car's turn signals are really loud, and traffic is noisy. We credit Newbsradio for helping Solid Cat across Canada. We ask, what noise does a muskox make? We talk beer cans, and stumble upon a farmer's market. We have lunch at Chronic Tacos, and someone says, "disturbingly healthy." We find out Val's dream vacation. And we issue the Solid Cat General Apology, while pleading with humanity not to live up (or down) to the stereotype. Solid Cat: 49 - with Special Guests Matrice and Josiah We have the return of Matrice, and introducing Josiah, to the latest Slumber Party of Podcasts, SOLID CAT! We're on a quest for comedy that's going to fail miserably, and Val's accused of walking the streets of the world (hey now!). We ask if lady Mormons are called Mormaids? We learn about Juneteenth, and we have the Attack of the Car Alarms. Do honorary doctorates get you honorary jobs? This week's hashtag is #cockbucket which led us to the child's game, Mr. Bucket. To win, you gotta put your balls in Mr. Bucket. Seriously. We also highlight Kebang from Shambawanga and drop a The Count reference from Sesame Street. Is Pacific Rim just a live-action Neon Genesis Evangelion movie, and we talk too much about the Power Rangers. Hey, it happens. Solid Cat: 48 - Gnomes and Beavers This week's Solid Cat may go down as one of our best. High praise from low expectations. What's on top today? When Banjo Kat comes in-studio, it will be a hoedown. Germans are more than beer and sausages. Some musical instruments sound like cats, and vice versa. Pico Rivera is a honey hole of hot feline action. Our 5 year old daughter is going to take drum lessons ('cause we're awesome parents). We're getting a new Doctor Who. There is going to be a new Noah's Ark theme park, that'll have a pre-flood pagan temple; the pagan part will be an unmitigated success. What is the Florentine Kiss and why does it sound so dirty. We have beavers in Belarus; yet, beaver hunting has no sporting interest. Then in our feature, we talk gnomes. From Gnome Con to gnomes originated from Priapus to David the Gnome to the Garden Gnome Liberation Front, it's gnometastic. Solid Cat Game Night returns with Name That Tune: ABBA edition. We grab some cougar tails (the cats, not the ladies). We lament the lack of manly men, champagne cocktails are a whore's drink, and Val thinks True Blood's Alcide is a buffer version of D-mo. Ah-wooo! Solid Cat: 47 - Let's Talk About Drums Did you know a kleptomaniac troll named Hank lives with us? But there's so much more to this week's Solid Cat podcast. We lose a library book, we tell you the best ruler for double duty as a backscratcher, and try to hammer down the new fight song for Solid Cat University. We talk a lot about drums and drum accessories, and then make an appropriate Harry Potter reference. We also throw in a bizarre Tom Sawyer reference, and we talk about last week's Shakespeare reference. D-mo is convinced we sunk the U.S.S. Maine, and remembers the time the doctor asked him, "Why aren't you dead?" You want some bouzouki music, we'll hook you up as we judge potential ethnic festivals. Pie crusts really make or break the pie. Ska Theory is a great name for a band. We say hello to Nohjay Nimpson and Mercedes Bunz. Our closing credits last a whole 14 minutes (maybe that's a little too long). Oh, and click the link for pie. Solid Cat: 46 - Barky Mingo The Slumber Party of Podcasts strikes again with another hilarious show, chocked full of legendary Solid Cat classy segues. In no particular order... "God's Bones!" Mother's Day fires and failures. "I can't stop crying." Val's rap name is "O. Rida," yes, like the tater tot. "They're the Bentley of tater tots." Curvy cucumbers. Anteater hanky panky. Granny-on-granny violence (someone get GrannyFightClub.com started!). Barky Mingo. Solid Cat Game Night features the new game "Canada or Not?" Howl's Moving Castle is featured on the Solid Cat Movie Review. We unveil or first ever 2-Time Paws Up Award Recipient. The Smallest Woman Alive. And we end with the best ending ever... Clownilingus. It just came to us, very organically, it was awesome. And yes, it's what you think it is. Let's get it ON! Solid Cat: 45 - Mr. Balls Solid Cat... crude, yet fascinatingly functional. On this week's episode, we discover D-mo has a Canada problem (he likes it too much), and we talk our neighbor's Mexican parties. We proclaim not everything is better on Blu-Ray. We give a shoutout to our good friends at Newbsradio (who are Canadian), and we throw in an obscure holographic Mexican family at a tortilla factory reference. We talk about the "cinematic classic" Down Periscope, and have a conversation about Waterworld. Alpine music is D-mo's personal hell, and we highlight "Pinterest stress." We tell the cautionary tale about Public Storage so you can learn from our experiences (spoiler alert: it's not a happy story, but does have interesting background music). We're chocked full of unintended puns, and we meet the testicular mascot, Mr. Balls. Yes, you read that correctly. Solid Cat: 44 - Crack Open A Book This week's Solid Cat is being recorded in the daytime. So we naturally talk about ice cream truck music, and if you listen closely, you can actually hear nature in the background. "If corks are flying, booze in flowing." We crack Dorktown's Top 25 Indie Podcast list, and D-mo confesses to singing Dorktown's theme song every so often. We find an actual S-Mart, and then we spend a little too much time on vomiting, but are surprisingly not gross about it (but discover D-mo's an awesome husband). We love TVG and horse racing. We have an odd Eva Braun reference, and two Michelob references, and pound a lot of wine for a sunny afternoon. Soccer saves lives. We foreshadow the tale of a catastrophe, and we remind people we're not being racist, but... Solid Cat: 43 - Food Heavy Solid Cat is the slumber party of podcasts. On this week's food heavy show, we talk King's Hawaiian where you should treat yourself to a little spirit of aloha, we talk George's Greek Cafe where all-you-can-drink mimosas are only $5 more. Never ask a Mexican if something is spicy. We explore the inner-workings of a cash-only candy speakeasy. We visit the Salt Lake City Samurai, and we peep Delta. We're falling more and more in love with Naturebox. We're not ugly Americans, just average-looking ones. And Val tries too hard to earn the Explicit tag this week. Fine, I'll tag us Explicit. Solid Cat: 42 - Mr. Rogers On this week's Solid Cat, we're ravaged by Plague 2.0 (so we may not sound that great). We ask: what's the point of tonsils? Was Mr. Rogers a tatted-up military sniper? Are demons on God's payroll? Yes, we went from Mr. Rogers to hell. Our hashtag of the week is #DramaMongers. We speculate that being fat is like smoking (it's bad for you and tough to quit). We have Alpen-squeezin's and the Invasion of the Giant Snails. Asians don't age, and lose trials about when their age is revealed. We talk about the Gingerdead Man movie franchise (you read that correctly). We ask what bad-ass thing are we. We enjoy some fine ginger liqueur and discuss using sheep as lawn mowers (spoiler alert: it's happening now). The ultimate moral of this week's podcast: Do Good, Be Good, and Focus on the Good... oh, and the Space Cowboy is saving all her love for you. Solid Cat: 41 - Slippery Dick Things said on this week's Solid Cat: "No one benefits when your boobs are on the sides of your belly button;" "Disco Viking;" "Didn't you take French in college?" and "The last thing I want to deal with is a foot long slippery dick" (spoiler alert: that last zinger has nothing to do with penises). And in between these gems, it looks to be quite the mediocre show. We issue the Solid Cat general apology. We fail to grasp the fascination of King Taco. Val fights with her snuggle. We review the latest offering from Old Spice. We do some bra research. We spotlight fellow podcasters. We also spotlight shampooers, a real profession. Irish potatoes are just potatoes. Once again, it's Pyramid on Solid Cat Game Night. We drop another Littlest Hobo reference in passing. We salute young treehuggers. Slippery Dick is not the same as Spotted Dick. We review urinal etiquette. Val laments the length of the last Robert Jordan Wheel of Time book. Vaginal Dryness would be an awesome band name (and D-mo confirms he owns personal lubricant). Val's still suspicious of free pie. And we finish with a little Fandangoing. Did I say mediocre? Man, this is another epic episode of Solid Cat! #staysolid
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