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Podcast Episodes
Solid Cat: 40 - Leggings Are Not Pants It's episode 40 of Solid Cat. What do we talk about today? Let's list... -IKEA pillows -We love Dikembe Mutumbo -Strawberries & Cream at the ballyard -Val hates Dodger Dogs -Nachos are just mini, mini tostadas -Buffalo is 8 hours from everything -There is an egg that's a foot long -Madagascar: Big Island, Big Birds -Naturalist vs. Naturist -A nerdy auction in London -Banana Bread -More Assassin's Creed -Hey, don't kill the dog! -The Butchest Man Alive -Closer Geography Theory of Ethnic Food -Chinatown -Don't retweet trends you don't like -You can be too skinny for skinny jeans -If you didn't know, we're fashionistas -And we have the longest credits ever. So, pretty much run of the mill at Solid Cat. #staysolid Solid Cat: 39 - Gravy Solid Cat starts out in heat. Or at least it sounds like it. But this turned out to be a very packed episode of the Solid Cat podcast. We salute Doctor Who, get on our gay soapbox in support of our rainbow brothers and sisters, and ask you to pick between Hitler and pediatricians. We talk about Avenger ass, and apparently, D-mo is obsessed with Norse mythology, or so he's told. Val wants D-mo to get a Thor's Hammer tattoo, and we debate the concept of piss-controlled video games. We visit The Littlest Hobo and join up with a mime, a deaf boy, and a drifter German Shepherd to stop a robbery. We do something different in the Space Cowboy Kitchen, and dwell on food for maybe a little too long. On Solid Cat Game Night, we play The Match Game (with questionable results). We quiz ourselves to determine which Doctor Who companion we would be, and we wrap up the night with bacon... mouthwash. Seriously. Scope Bacon (look it up). Oh, and there is gravy. Lots of gravy. All over this show. And it was completely unplanned, like most of what we do. Solid Cat: 38 - Sausage Cat We cover the globe on this week's Solid Cat podcast. We learn a little something about Belgium, we compare Antiques Roadshow US vs. Antiques Roadshow UK, Danish TV inadvertently proves that Assassin's Creed is awesome, we talk about questionable Chinese food places including The Chinky Chicky, there's something about the Pope and Batman, and we hail Canada for their campaign against social farting. And in between all that, we question whether we should do our own Loveline, D-mo examines the Mission Impossible like tension when dealing with workplace lunchrooms fridges, Val owns the TARDIS of lunch bags, and also takes way too long to tell her QVC story. This week's hashtag is #sizzlerbitches, and we go on record and say we like libraries, bookstores, and chicken and waffles. Oh, and sausage, and bacon, and hamburgers, and more bacon. Solid Cat: 37 - St. Paddy's Day Popetacular Last week, we said the next Pope should be from Argentina. And wouldn't you know it, they picked the Argentinian. This week, we brag that we called that shite. But there's more on this week's Solid Cat podcast. We salute St. Patrick who drove all the snakes out in his Fiat 500. We wonder if the English re-released the Black Death, and we ponder why they're called Romanians and Romaniacs. And in the course of 30 minutes, we go from Pope Francis to llama porn (be sure to check out Alpaca Spankers #5). We spit out other forms of blasphemy, and we have a little coffee and cake. On Solid Cat Game Night, we play Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: Pope Edition. We try to earn our Video Games Merit Badge, we wax poetic about Oreos, and we try to explain, what Val calls, "The Fellini of Planetarium Shows." And lastly, D-mo reminds everyone to practice safe spanking - wear a glove. #hotpope Solid Cat: 36 - Morgan Freeman It's the Morgan Freeman episode of Solid Cat, as we learn true facts about Morgan Freeman, and discover that D-mo can only do a impression of Morgan Freeman, saying "Morgan Freeman." But that's not all, Val begs the College of Cardinals to pick a blatantly heterosexual Pope, and we talk about how our daughter threw a full fledged tantrum in Tiffany's, you know, 'cause we're regulars and whatnot. Apparently there is an auction for sex with an inflatable sex doll that will be unveiled at the International Convention of Inflatable Dolls. You read that right, INTERNATIONAL CONVENTION OF INFLATABLE DOLLS. We read some of the dumbest sports quotes, we learn about sloths, and more Morgan Freeman. We play the Pyramid, we warn against Ureo's (the cheap knockoff of Oreo's) and we find out what Star Trek characters we are. Between Morgan Freeman and inflatable prostitution, we earned our Explicit tag this week. Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman. Solid Cat: 35 - Wood Porn In the episode of Solid Cat titled "Wood Porn," it shouldn't come as a surprise that it runs a little long (pun very much intended). We talk about Assassin's Creed (again... Val fears this will turn into the Assassin's Creed Podcast), with the upcoming AC 4: Black Flag. We say goodbye to the Pope, while debating the merits of suing the church. We are NOT going to Mars, but do play theme songs from THREE different Star Trek series. We talk about Norwegian wood, because apparently, the Norwegians are serious about their wood (not a joke, but it kind of is). We toss back some Shock Top Honeycrisp Apple Wheat beer in the Space Cowboy Kitchen's Booze Review (spoiler alert: it's very good), and we talk about Needles, California. On Solid Cat Game Night, we play Cliffhanger from The Price is Right, and we wrap up with a Paws Up and the most thorough research of porn stars ever. It's extensive, intensive, and has tons of well-designed graphs. Oh, and there's kilts, too. In case you weren't sure, we're a little long... winded. What can we say, we like our wood and our porn. Wood Porn! Solid Cat: 34 - Bacon It's bacon, bacon, and more bacon on this week's episode of Solid Cat. We discuss bacon-crusted deli meats and bacon-topped maple bars. But there is more to the show than bacon (gasp). We briefly relive my time when D-mo wrestled under the name of "Sweet Breakfast Meat," though he also calls himself the Thomas Jefferson of podcasts (since he's fathered so many). We discover people really DO judge books by their covers, we cook up Funeral Potatoes in the Space Cowboy Kitchen, but ask that people stop trying to make sweet potatoes fries happen. On Game Night, we play the Feud, and lastly, we start a fund to buy D-mo a kilt. And he'd wear it, too. Solid Cat: 33 - Hot Pope It's the Hot Pope episode of Solid Cat. We're just going to say it, Valerie compared the Pope Benedict XVI resignation to Twilight. Seriously. Apparently, Benny 16 is Taylor Lautner, and the new hot pope will be Robert Pattinson. So says the Space Cowboy. She's ridiculous. But in the rest of the show, we talk about modern-day Australia being a post-apocalyptic wasteland, Val expresses her fear of super-volcanoes, Chubby Checker checks chubbies, and we briefly visit with the old show, Moonlighting. In our new feature, Solid Cat Game Night, we play The $25,000 Pyramid. We touch on zombies and how to handle the zombie apocalypse. But it really a pope-heavy show. We want to get #hotpope trending, we compares pimps and popes, and Val hopes the next pope is "The Edward Cullen of Popes." That just happened. Solid Cat: 32 - Lunar New Year On this week's Solid Cat podcast, we celebrate the new year of the Snake and feature a whooping 3 segments from the Space Cowboy Kitchen to celebrate the new Lunar New Year. But that's not all. We profile the stereotypical Asian back-room gambler and we find out Val doesn't like Pai Gow. We learn Val's requirements for Chinatown hookers, and apparently, D-mo can't find Val's g-spot. We give our Top 10 Fortune Cookie fortunes (spoiler alert: Ask your mom), we explain the origin of the Solid Cat, and we unveil Chun Li, our new Chinese-bot. Oh, and we also brandish a fish, and it is "joyous." Happy New Year! Solid Cat: 31 - Chocolate We have monarch abdicating and thieves smuggling diapers on this week's episode of Solid Cat. We convert people in the ways of chocolate milk, and take our tea, Earl Grey, hot! We lament the priciness of England, we tout our 4 year old's vast knowledge of Egyptology, and we delve deep into chocolate bars. Lots of them. It's comical how many we've tried and reviewed. But we do it for you guys, and not just our own perverted pleasures (that may or may not be true). #staysolid
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