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Podcast Episodes
Episode XXX: Clip Show On our big 30th episode of Solid Cat, we feature a retrospective featuring five of the funniest Solid Cat clips from all the previous podcasts. But that's not all. We talk about how Solid Cat has lasted longer than the entire 7th Dynasty of Egypt and the Anglo-Zanzibar War, combined. We lose some crocodiles and need 4 days to put out a cheese fire. We talk about Hempcon, and how Val got molested by an old guy at AdultCon. We have our first Moo's Review in the Space Cowboy Kitchen, Val finds musket use incredibly funny in Assassin's Creed III, and D-mo gets attacked by wolves and mountain lions. Happy 30th to us! Episode XXIX: Combo #5 On this week's episode of Solid Cat, we take your favorite Solid Cat Podcast segments and combine them into one segment. We start with a News/From the Dojo segment, and finish with a Paws Up/Space Cowboy Kitchen segment. In between, D-mo creates the ABC's of the Internet, Val reviews The Hobbit, and Dave Coulier sings us a couple of songs. Then we do what we do best, we stumble through the finish and the show officially derails with Pigeonary and Bagzookas. Episode XXVIII: Charismatic Uncertainty A jammed-pack episode of the Solid Cat podcast starts off with a tribute to Huell Howser. But then, the wheels fell off, like they usually do, as we lose a loaded handgun, we choke someone with our dreadlocks, we move in with The Carpenters (the music group, not the hammer-swingers), Val professes her love for Once Upon a Time... and Kahlua (again), we drop some vaginal metaphors, call Australia a modern-day post-apocalyptic wasteland, and compare New Year's Resolutions to sex and hangovers. You'll need a Lucky Escape for this show. Episode XXVII: The Mullet of Fish This week's episode of Solid Cat starts out strong in science and history, but then collapses into total silliness. We start off talking about Cleopatra and the Space Shuttle Endeavour at the California ScienCenter, we discuss a listener submitted topic of Mumford and Sons, then take a musical stroll through D-mo's iPhone from Midnight Juggernauts to Marc Antoine to Yanni to The Hives to Muse to Mae West. Yes, that Mae West. We learn so much more about Otis Redding than we were planning to. We ask who doesn't love Optimus Prime, D-mo's never been raped by a squid, and Val's suspicious of free pie. And then, there's the Crocatackyl. If it doesn't exist, it will soon! Episode XXVI: featuring Special Guest, Matrice It's the final Solid Cat of 2012, and we bring in Matrice to help us kick the year out. We talk about our Christmas gift, we gush over Cirque du Soleil, Val gushes over Thor, Matrice gushes over Hawkeye, and then we have a very extended diatribe about movies (especially, of the Christmas variety). But then things get real... the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins makes its 3rd straight appearance, someone says "I'm a better whore than I am a pimp," and then... then... Christopher Lee sings us a Heavy Metal Christmas. Yes, THAT Christopher Lee!!! Goodbye 2012, HELLO 2013!!! Episode XXV: A Podcast Full of Presents It's a very special Christmas episode of the Solid Cat podcast. We bombard you with a variety of hilarity, a plethora of audio clips, and FINALLY, the Booze Review of Peppermint Mocha Kahlua. But wait, we unveil the cereal C-3PO's, 50 Shades of Takei, we play a little more Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, we toss some Gentlemen's Urine in our garden, we give the Star Wars Christmas Special a rating of "third nipple bad," and D-mo gets on his holiday soap box. It's time to gather 'round the yule log, sip some egg nog, and enjoy a podcast full of presents, known as Solid Cat! Episode XXIV: Baking Cookies for the Apocalypse It's the "Baking Cookies for the Apocalypse" Episode of the Solid Cat Podcast. We're recording in the actual Space Cowboy Kitchen and we're legitimately baking the famous Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies at the same time. Hey, we're multitaskers. This week's episode leans a little heavy on the end of the world (complete with survival tips), but then we blame Kristen Stewart for burning our corned beef, Val can't get enough Thor, we celebrate Ditto, we start an new impromptu segment called "Val Hates that Shit," but then... what makes this the best episode yet? Leonard Nimoy... singing... about Hobbits! Aw hellz! Episode XXIII: Magical It's a MAGICAL episode of the Solid Cat podcast. From unicorns to vampires to stripper names to chuckin' stuffin' to yakshit, it's all MAGICAL! We unleash Chambord on the Booze Review, we unveil our new bit "Let's Get Dangerous," we find frogs in our salads, and just to make it extra magical, we talk about Christmas music. If you're reading this description and have never heard Solid Cat before, don't let this fool you, WE are far from MAGICAL! Episode XXII: Mashed Potatoes Episode 22 of the Solid Cat podcast is jam-packed full of total randomness. Toliet Parks and Museum in Korea; Japanese Santas; Strippers, weed, & gators... in the same story; the Amish Mafia; Weird Al; and we debut a new bit, "Keepin' It Clean." But we're not done. Oh no. We debate if video games are art, Val displays 8 shades of mashed potato snobbery, we decide to try to get George Takei on the show... and finally, we declare it Christmas time! Whew! Episode XXI: I'm Going to Wreck It It's our Thanksgiving episode here at Solid Cat. This week's podcast asks whether you do Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, we dabble in violating the peace of the dead, and we have our first Solid Cat movie review of Wreck-It Ralph, which somehow wrecked the rest of the show. But we finish strong in the last call with a ten minute rant on how we love How It's Made, and we have our first references of both Chuck Mangione and Bob Ross. Wow, a podcast episode full of firsts!
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